The Perfect Proposal - A Guide on What to Do and Not to Do

So you've met the perfect person, and you are readyThis didn't happen, and to be honest, it was horrible that
to take the relationship to the next level. I am here toI planned it out so well. My real engagement (1st time)
show you what to do and what not to do.ended up like this: Fly first class to Honolulu, HI, to stay
To begin with DO NOT over think the proposal,a couple of days relaxing on Waikiki beach. We spent
simplicity is sweet, as well as the more you think aboutevery day together, and then on the last day, (a
it, the more nervous you will become, and the morespecific date, 22nd of the month, her favorite number) I
disappointed you will become if you forget something,decided to propose. I had the ring with me on the
or if the worst happens, she says no.plane, but in the hotel room, I hid it under the bed in a
With the first step, you should know before evenfed-ex box. I had forgotten that we did not have a
purchasing the ring if your mate is ready for marriage.maid the entire week, and on the one day we did, I
Over 50% of all marriages end in divorce, and theremoved the box from under the bed, into my drawer
are multiple reasons as to why this happens, but onewith clothing. We went out and had a wonderful
of those reasons is that both people are not ready,evening, eating dinner, watching the sunset, and having
and they rush into thing. Know what is going to happena romantic time. We get back to the hotel room, and
before the event occurs, this will prevent you fromshe went into the bathroom to take off her ear rings,
having a really expensive ring in a box.and I looked under the bed, and my heart stopped. The
Second, getting the ring: The ring is important, withoutbox was gone. I rushed out of the room, and just said I
help from the other party, picking a random ring and awould be back, and went on a mad hunt for the maid
random diamond could be disastrous. With that beingservice, to find out what had happened. I really didn't
said, try to either drop hints subtly, or get the parentsthink the maid stole the ring, but perhaps threw the box
involved (especially if the mother or father hasaway thinking it was trash, and told the concierge this,
presented her with jewelry before that she wears allbut unbeknown to me the maid went to my room, and
of the time), if that is not the case, get the friendsapproached my girlfriend and told her she didn't steal
involved as well.any ring. By the time I realized the box was in the
Under typical "American" standards, an engagementroom, just in a drawer, the surprise was gone, and
ring should be between 2 and 3 months salary. Areally my brain had shut down. Instead of anything
person earning $600 a week ($15/hr) that would be asweet, I handed her the fed-ex box, and said this is
minimum of $4,800 and a maximum of $6,000. If youwhat all of the fuss was about. Of course she loved
make more, the ring should be more, if you make less,the ring, cried, and said Yes, but 3 days later gave me
the ring less, but to be honest to some women, thethe ring back and said do it again, and do it right.
price of the ring isn't important, it is the meaning and theI waited 6 months, and made it up, nice easy and
thought behind it, and whether or not the ring is suitablesimple. She doesn't like public displays of affection
for the girl.(know this before proposing), so we went out, ate a
Rings are a complex thing to go into, so I am going towonderful dinner, and at the end of the evening, I got
skip picking the right ring. Just make sure she will love iton my knee, and proposed with a nice "Will you marry
before shelling out the dough for it, or, do the classic:me?" with some additional stuff personal to us.
take her to a Jewelry store for the proposal, go downI am not saying to just do this, the advice I give is this:
on your knee, and propose saying she can pick1) Know your future wife to be, and what she likes and
whatever she wants (NOTE: This can be reallydislikes. If she likes public displays, and wants friends
expensive, and it does remove the creativity of youthere, then do that. But if she doesn't, do propose to
picking the perfect piece of jewelry for the woman,her at Yankee Stadium in front of the entire crowd.
some women will not like this).2) Find your niche, and plan the words before you do it.
After the ring is purchased, there are multiple thingsThis way it will seem natural, instead of forced, and
you can do. When I was in high school, I always likedyou won't be as nervous if you rehearsed it.
to plan my life, and I planned my proposal, it was:3) Get on one knee! This is a must if your girlfriend
Living separately in a large city, we would have keysloves traditional things
to each other's apartment. One early weekend4) Don't over think the whole thing, if you over think,
morning (a day off for both of us) a Limo would arriveand one thing goes wrong, the entire plan falls apart.
at her house and one of her friends would wake herLearn to improvise.
up, and they would get in the limo together. It would5) Do go out on a limb with a surprise, if she likes that.
become a day of pampering. First a spa, for6) K I S S: Keep it simple stupid!.
massages, then a salon for hair, makeup, and nails.7) Ask the parents for their approval, and they may
Lunch would be provided inbetween. After theeven help out with picking the ring. Especially if she has
makeup, hair, and nails she would then go to a finea great relationship with her parents.
gown shop a purchase any dress in the place. After8) Make is special for her! This is not your day to shine.
getting fitted, and wearing it out, she would meet meYou are doing all of the work, and you may get
for a wonderful, expensive dinner, then go to somebenefits, but this day is her day, and her day only.
sort of entertainment (Opera, play, etc...) that would9) Don't get the ring, until you know 100% for sure she
require the gown. I would be in a tux, and the eveningwill say yes.
would be perfect. At the end of the night, we would10) Have fun with the proposal, and as long as it is for
go back to her place, and I would kiss her at the door,her, she will love it. It could be as simple as cuddling
and leave her there, getting in the limo and driving off.together with her favorite movie, and bringing her ring
She enters her apartment, and a path of roses leadson top of a bowl of popcorn, or as complex as my
to her bed, where a ring box is sitting. She opens theplan I had up there.
box, and it is empty, and I sneak into the room, and get11) Just because it is more elaborate, does not mean
on my knee, holding the ring. When she turns to see, Ishe will like it better. If it is customized to her likes, and
would ask "You are the perfect person for me, thewants, she will love it a lot more, than if you spend
love of my life. Will you marry me?"$1000 on a day of things she hates.