Symphonies Need More Kidding Around

Why do symphony orchestra critics bash the effortsMacMaster step-danced on the Salmon Arm
of our fine orchestras? Canada's Rhiannon SchmittCommunity Centre's stage a year ago. Funny; I'm a
offers a positive review of British Columbia'sclassical violinist who's "first love" was Beethoven, yet
Okanagan Symphony and their fun and educationalthe shows I've enjoyed most featured a fiddle-diva a
school concerts series for young children.la rock band and several hundred giggling, gyrating kids.
Rarely has Mozart's Overture to "The Marriage ofBoth events weren't even part of the OSO's main
Figaro" roused symphony goers out of their seats forconcert series and were not conducted by Douglas
a standing ovation, but it's a surefire bet a conductor'sSanford. They were just the little nuggets that keep
never convinced ticketholders to listen closely forthe OSO afloat between monthly shows, but they
fortissimo passages, leaping from their seats atwere the most significant to me.
recurring accented three-note motifs.Which leads me to ponder the symphony conundrum.
It's completely unimaginable that the maestro requireOrchestras around the globe are dying out, yet we are
his esteemed patrons to startle their neighbour with awilling to spend more money on entertainment than
well-timed "BOO" or neck throttle during the "sneakyever before! What's the problem?
bits" of Don Giovanni. That was until OkanaganSymphonies are losing their audiences because they
Symphony Guest Conductor Michael Hall took up theare not catering to the people that pay the bills: their
baton for the 2005 Educational School Concert Series.audience. The days of powdered wigs, pretentious
Hall put on by far the most entertaining OSOceremony and dry receptions have long since past.
performance this music lover has seen in a very longLike it or not, we've become a people of blue jeans
time. I spent a large portion turned around admiring theand fast food who just want to be entertained. When
squealing faces of delight behind me rather thanwe want to listen to music, we've got many thousands
fixated on the my normal point of attention, the firstof artists, radio and TV stations vying to win our dollar.
violins. Hall's rapport with the children was fantastic, hisSo why should we settle for uncomfortable protocol
enthusiasm for music was catching, and the kids lovedwhich, for example, demands the audience to remain
him for it.silent between the movements, denying our impulse to
He didn't resort to gross potty humour or bad musicshow our appreciation after a moving musical
puns to win the kids over, nor did he dumb down theexperience, only because it has been done that way
genius of Mozart's music. In fact, everyone left thefor centuries? Why should we leave the kids at home
concert that day with music terms such as "motif,"because it's been long believed that "kids and
"thematic development" and "cadenza" under theirsymphonies just don't mix," yet isn't symphonic music
belts. Hall taught the children to interact with thethe staple music of Loony Tunes and Disney?
orchestra and express themselves in the best waysHow about this: Sell more tickets, but at lower prices.
children can: through movement and imagination.Take a local poll and play the music people want to
"Mozart on the Move" featured selections fromhear. Let us clap between the movements. Follow in
Mozart's Symphonies 29 & 40, two overtures andAndre Rieu's footsteps and put the players in bright
the notorious "Eine Kleine Nahtmusik." Kelowna teencolours, making it more visually stimulating. Give
prodigy Melissa Wilmot amazed us with her dazzlingprojection screens and multimedia presentations a try.
virtuoso playing on the Violin Concerto in G and youngFeature more pop acts with symphony backup
members of the audience played percussion onstage(Natalie's show sold out at $40 per person!) Designate
during the "Toy Symphony" by Mozart's dad, Leopold.a seperate family area at the front and schedule
At one point my four-year-old took off running downkid-friendly content before intermission at 1/2 price so
the isle and I was mortified. An OSO manager gentlyparents aren't out big bucks when they have to leave
reminded me it was a kid's concert and that my sonearly.
was doing what came naturally to him. The concertAnd keep bringing in friendly, approachable conductors
allowed me to enjoy the world's most lovely music livelike Michael Hall who love the music and are open to
and my son to burn off the Timbits he had at lunch.change.
I can't remember having this much fun since Natalie