Spotted on Biden's Palm - "Iraq War Bad, Afghanistan War Good"

Recently the mainstream media was howling withspelled out in 2008, according to a George W.
derision over the fact that Sarah Palin had written aBush-negotiated arrangement, the Status of Forces
few words on the inside of her hand to remind herselfAgreement, and is unfolding exactly as written. So
of the key themes she wanted to address in herObama doesn't even deserve credit for "ending" the
speech at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville lastwar in Iraq.
week.Saying that Iraq could be one of the great successes
Admittedly, one would have expected subjects suchof the Obama administration is like saying that the
as Energy, Tax Cuts, and Lift American Spirits to bestagehand who pulled the curtain on the debut of
top-of-mind for Palin, who has consistently andCosì Fan Tutte is responsible for one of the
admirably embodied these stances throughout hergreat successes of the Metropolitan Opera House.
career, including her 2008 vice-presidential run.Then there's Biden's nutty defense of the Justice
What the MSM did not explain was how Obama'sDepartment's decision to read Christmas Day bomber
ubiquitous reliance on his TelePrompTer, including at aUmar Farouk Abdulmutallab his Miranda rights after
recent pep talk with sixth-graders in Falls Church,just 50 minutes of questioning. Biden noted that the
Virginia, somehow reflected a greater skill atBush administration gave the same treatment to shoe
extemporizing or a more masterful command of factsbomber Richard Reid in 2001. Unfortunately, Biden is
on his part.blissfully ignorant of the fact that the military
The Associated Press chided Palin for relying on acommissions to detain Islamic terrorists had not even
memory aid after having mocked Obama's use of hisbeen set up by the time the shoe bomber had struck.
TelePrompTer. It's true: Palin did jot down a few notesReid attempted his attack three months after 9/11,
to help her stay focused during her 40-minute Teawhereas Abdulmutallab attempted his attack eight
Party Convention keynote address, the second-mostyears and three months after 9/11.
important speech of her career. Was Obama'sLet's not forget that Biden was one of the chief
five-minute chat with 11-year-olds at Graham Roadopponents of the Afghanistan surge Obama
Elementary School so important to his legacy that itreluctantly ordered in late 2008. Biden had argued
required twin, six-foot-tall TelePrompTer monitors tobehind the scenes for increasing drone attacks to pick
help him get every word right?off Al-Qaeda members, and against sending more
Meanwhile, Joe "Gaffe-tastic" Biden has continued totroops to fight counterinsurgents. Fortunately, Obama
demonstrate his propensity for committing moredidn't listen to Biden, and the surge is already
blunders in any given week than Palin has made in herdemonstrating results, as in Tuesday's apprehension of
entire life. Appearing on Larry King last week, BidenMullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, the most significant
stated that the Iraq War "could be one of the greatTaliban capture in over eight years.
achievements of this administration."This has been the pattern for a year-and-a-half now:
This is the same Iraq War, you'll recall: (a) that ObamaPalin makes true statements-that the Vice-President is
voted against, (b) that Biden voted for but later turnedthe head of the Senate, that the health care bill would
against, and (c) whose troop surge Obama and Bidenrequire panels of bureaucrats to ration care-that are
voted against and denounced throughout 2008, evendenounced as "gaffes" and "lies," while Biden regularly
after it had demonstrably worked. In 2007, Bidenweaves twisted fantasies out of cotton candy and is
condemned General David Petraeus as "dead flatheralded as the voice of wisdom and experience.
wrong" for wanting to go through with the surge ratherThe clincher that the MSM held Palin to a higher
than immediately withdrawing our soldiers andstandard than Biden throughout the 2008 presidential
partitioning Iraq into three ethnic regions.campaign is that they constantly compared her record
It would be one thing if circumstances had improvedto Obama's, not Biden's. ("The Republicans' #2 doesn't
dramatically in Iraq since Obama took office, and thehave that much more executive and business
administration had acted quickly to remove troopsexperience than the Democrats' #1!")
ahead of schedule, thus saving the U.S. time andIt takes a serious degree of intellectual dishonesty for
money and improving relations with Iraqis. But theDemocrats to claim we are safer with Biden as Vice
drawdown of 90,000 troops currently taking place wasPresident than we would have been with Palin.