Rephrasing Hyena Culture (The Pakistani Perspective)

The Hyena is a vaguely sturdy build, high shoulders,As political elites fight for spoils in government, the
and long muscular limbs. It has a large head, broad,future of our nation is on the verge of total collapse
rounded ears. The Hyena is parasitic and borders onwith no where to go imagine what would happen if the
laziness. Being unproductive, doesn't use its brain, thusmajority of the young begging for a place in society
its capability to think and cultivate honest ways ofgot hold of loaded AK-47s and machetes, what would
survival is barely negligible. Of the three species ofbe the result? As if to add fuel to the fire, companies
hyena, none is found in our beloved country, as in theirare being taxed to help run expensive programmes,
usual self but we do have their replicas in human skinforcing them to lay off another team of professionals.
generously spread all over Pakistan, with largeThe mix is a time-bomb! In an already troubled and
concentrations in the headship encampment.terrorist threatened atmosphere
With intelligent hunting skills, the Hyenas surround aFaced with a financial crisis and economic slowdown,
toothless old hyena at the edge of the thorny hedgedcountries that command 85 per cent of global
cattle kraal and bite it so hard that the only escape iseconomic output keep on coming up with  strategies
to push through the sharp thorns. Once an opening isto safeguard their interests. To paraphrase US, EU,
created; an army of fierce hyenas will go into a meatWorld Bank and the policies of their cronies are the
grabbing spree. Mostly associated with cowardice,real threats facing Pakistan. Not a single penny was
hyenas will bite off cows' udders and goats' bowelsgiven as devolpmental aide, all loans, another  thermal
before they even seek to kill their prey. They would goplant was promised; why not a nuclear plant to get rid
to the extent of also scavenging for food from gravesof the menace of power shortage, why not waive off
and feed on the leftovers by lions and cheetahs. Butall our loans and the beauty is no body raised an
sometimes the pride(group of lions) turns back andeyebrow. The time is up for Pakistan to defer those
attack. This is exactly what happened with Mr Zardari.who simply bring home meat from a carcass that
Knowing well that the swiss case is likely to come up,other people once hunted as leaders. Too much focus
the Party and all coalition parteners pushed him into theon external assistance has destroyed local investors
cattle kraal, not at all expecting for the pride to turnby driving the majority to informality and forcing our
back. To their utter disappointment, the pride did turnminds to neglect our abilities to harness nature to our
back (Judiciary and the media)… Who all are on theadvantage.
spree? Is an easy guess to make.            If Pakistan does not take quick
The most vicious type is the smaller, and even shyersteps, the country will be faced with two types of
brown hyena (Hyena brunet), which of course is thefuture leaders: those who watch too many TV soap
deadliest as it seems to be the most humble but yet operas and movies and who become mere celebrity
the most corrupt. Corruption in Pakistan has surged bypolitical leaders; and those voters hooked on
whooping 400 percent in the previous couple of years,demanding kinde. The kinde and celebrity leadership will
said National Corruption Perception Survey 2009provide a perfect avenue for the country to be sold in
carried out by Transparency International. The Nationalexchange for exotic whisky, mirrors and guns. In such
Corruption Perception Survey 2009 (NCPS 2009)a scenario, an external hyena need not use an old
indicates that the overall Corruption in 2002 hasguard to gain entry(as has been done in the past), it
increased from Rs 45 Billion to Rs 195 Billion in 2009.can simply walk in and grab yummy meat!
Police and Power maintained their ranking as the top           
two most corrupt sectors.            This must serve as a wake up
Our Great Quaid and old chiefdoms made relentlesscall to our 'hyena culture'. So fixated are we on looting
efforts and our predecessors(men,women andand collaborating with those who plunder Pakistan that
children) shed a lot of blood for independence andinstead of pushing for productivity and cutting down on
creating Pakistan. On their departure, the sincere andlavish expenditure on political elites, we simply play
loyalist left a big carcass that we literally refer to ashyena games on people's earnings. Taxes are
government. Employing the hyena strategy and armedincreased not to offer services to Pakistanis but simply
with axes and machetes, the elites have been fightingto feed the carcass-chopping frenzy. Let us get rid of
over the carcass left for over 63 years now. No timethe hyena culture and save our motherland.
has been spent by Pakistanis on sharpening hunting 
tools and moving deep into the forest to get their own            Finally, a  Hyena's giggle is not
animals. They have all taken up the hyena instinct ofactually laughter, but a sound of frustration or call them
scavenging what is left behind and what the so calledfighting words. Until now these squeaky cackles were
friends still feed them.not well understood by scientists. Researchers
 Â Â Â Â  The most horrifying part is that a  youngrecorded the sounds and did the first ever acoustic
breed of hyenas is springing up and learning the art ofanalysis to understand how the calls vary between
circling old ones for another meat-grabbing spree! Theindividuals, and when they are used. The scientists
crime rate has soared as unemployed youth andfound that hyenas usually make these noises when
elderly seek unconventional means to hunt for riches.they were fighting for food, or in some kind of social
The outlook is not promising when one considers theconflict. "When a group of hyenas is feeding upon the
fact that Pakistani youth are sinking deeper in theprey you hear a lot of these giggles, especially, during
menace of  modernism in the name of so calledconflict between two individuals,"
"enlightened moderation". It is opined that cultural 
invasion is much more dangerous than a religious            The mere  giggling of our leaders
inveigh. Being trapped in material pleasures, the DVDwhile commenting on every aspect of the state of
madness and  openly devoting songs to sweetaffairs makes me nauseatic. Is this giggle out of
hearts on media was not meant to be and cannot befrustration? a social conflict? sheer desperation; or do
envisaged in moderation, not in this country ,definitetlythese squeaky cackles indicate the greed for fetching
not in our religion or culture.every bit and piece of the final kill.