| At the café They are to be found at the far right | | | | the baker's In my mother's old village of Milverton in |
| hand corner; perhaps two or three, perhaps seven or | | | | Somerset, England, there wasn't a single baker's. In |
| eight. There is Eugene, very spry, served as a | | | | Taunton the county town, not too long ago, I tried to |
| volunteer in the French war in Indochina. He likes | | | | buy some rye bread. None. The English as a nation |
| women and they seem to like him. In ten seconds he | | | | would appear to have the choice between, white or |
| can get any woman smiling. There is Yves, used to run | | | | brown, sliced or unsliced, thick or thin. And they are the |
| a drapery shop, likes women too, but has slowed | | | | nation that gave to the world the sandwich. I have five |
| down since his last marriage. Spent three years in the | | | | baker's within walking distance of where I live. The |
| Algerian war. There is Alain, a physics teacher, speaks | | | | best and my favourite is within a hundred yards, as all |
| a little English. Always looking for the perfect woman. | | | | good bakers should be. The baker is French, his wife |
| He likes the English. There is André, was with a | | | | Russian, and there are three women who sell the |
| Tunisien colonial regiment in Indochina, likes his Masonic | | | | bread. Two are French and one is Moroccain. They |
| meetings, always at the theatre. But he has been | | | | are all smiling and friendly. It is a real pleasure to go to |
| missing for some weeks. Is he at his apartment in | | | | the baker's. The Moroccain is like the waitress in my |
| Arcachon? But he had to go to the clinique for a minor | | | | café, very pretty, polite and speaks excellent |
| operation. It is a little worrying when friends don't show | | | | French. Not surprisingly she is the only one who |
| up. There is Michelle, who talks little and Nicole who | | | | speaks a little English and uses the Internet, so does |
| says even less. Ah! but there is Jacqueline who with | | | | her husband, so I shall be very polite here. The other |
| her sharp tongue makes up for both of them. Sadly | | | | day I had bought a baguette and on the way home it |
| Marguerite who has been part of the furniture for as | | | | broke in two. It was very fresh, still warm, and half fell |
| long as I can remember can't make it any more, and | | | | to the ground. I shall talk about French pavements |
| there is Daniel, Raymond, Jacques etc. I am the only | | | | another day. I went back to buy half a baguette but |
| foreigner. They collectively don't have enough English | | | | the shop refused to accept payment. They also have I |
| to read the first sentence of this article, so I will have | | | | don't know how many different kinds of bread, one |
| to translate it for them. Maybe one or two have a | | | | dozen, two dozen? All shapes and sizes, all types of |
| computer, none use e-mail, internet or blog. Most are | | | | cereals. The only additive allowed is salt. English bread |
| retired, a few are waiting to retire. None are interested | | | | has about twenty two additives I believe. I like my |
| in making any more money. I, though, am still very | | | | baguette a lovely light golden brown on the outside and |
| active professionaly and want to make a lot more | | | | properly baked on the inside. I buy it in the morning to |
| money. I am truly a foreigner. However we all get on | | | | eat for breakfast and lunch and again in the evening |
| very well together. Well, most of the time. Maybe I am | | | | for dinner. Fresh twice a day. My friends in the |
| some strange kind of foreign pet. We have our | | | | café are always willing to talk about food, which |
| favourite waitress. She is pretty and young and | | | | ranks with the weather and health as main topics of |
| always smiles and makes us feel welcome when she | | | | conversation. I said I couldn't understand my |
| shakes our hands. She is also Moroccain. She is a | | | | sister-in-law at all. She buys half a dozen industrial |
| very good ambassadress for her country. Ah! but | | | | baguettes at the super market once a week and then |
| what is her country? Today is the great day. The day | | | | puts them in the freezer at home. After all, one of the |
| when France collectively stops smoking at the working | | | | reasons for living in France is their bread which must |
| place. My café will still be full of smoke though. | | | | rank above politics and on a par with women. I am |
| The law will not apply to cafés for another year. | | | | trying to teach them British humour. It's not easy in |
| The psychological shock of taking away this last | | | | French and much gets lost in translation. There is of |
| refuge where smokers, leaving their office, can seek | | | | course Harry's bread in the supermarket for American |
| drink, friends and tobacco, would have been too great | | | | visitors. That makes them smile. |
| a risk for any government in an election year. A visit to | | | | |